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Old 05-27-2014, 07:38 PM
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Re: Cop Caught Masturbating In Starbucks

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on the other hand
Well that's a bit ironic isn't it? Congratulations Kelly, you just gave his attorneys their out. He was simply celebrating National Masturbation Month the only way he knew how.

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Old 05-29-2014, 12:12 AM
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Re: Cop Caught Masturbating In Starbucks

In his defence maybe he was adhering to his firearms safety training by 'clearing the chamber".

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Stop or I'll SHOOT!

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Sick fuck.

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Re: Cop Caught Masturbating In Starbucks

Hey, maybe he just had the best latte ever and needed to celebrate the glorious event.

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The man likes his coffee a lil too much.

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Illusion, the only thing that would have made that headline even better (or perhaps worse) would be replacing 'fights' with 'beats'.

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