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Container Ship Breaks Up.

Bout time the ship " Rena" broke up and continued to fuck the New Zealand coast line. Its been ages since the shit salvagers ( probably Aussies pissed over losing the cricket )failed to fix this monumental fuck up.
Reports say Waihi beach will never be the same as food stuffs blow ashore and those clinging to New Zealand Govt bonds and stocks cling to hope and scramble for food.
Reporters say its only a "metter of time due to the demenished resks till the setuation is resolved"

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Old 01-09-2012, 08:19 AM
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Old 01-09-2012, 08:30 AM
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Ha Ha.. The Master blaster is back!! Welcome to the thunder Dome.

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Hope you haven't tried to pick up any more bald fat guys at airports, could be bad for your health mate!!

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Old 01-09-2012, 08:54 AM
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Hope you haven't tried to pick up any more bald fat guys at airports, could be bad for your health mate!!
No mate, but my little cunts of kids have discovered my "jelly belly and moobs". Banned from Wii for months, and the missus complains when i use cable ties on the little shits?? Happy New Year Blewy and i hope you sodomise all who fall victim to you

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No mate, but my little cunts of kids have discovered my "jelly belly and moobs". Banned from Wii for months, and the missus complains when i use cable ties on the little shits?? Happy New Year Blewy and i hope you sodomise all who fall victim to you
Yeah, dads boobs will be the talk of kid town until they discover your dangling leathery hairy ball sack. Kids don't know what the word hereditary means, but if they give you the shits while the next test game is on just point out that they too will have man boobs when they are older, and a bald patch on top as well.
Happy new year mate, may you avoid the sodomite with nimble fatman speed while throwing young uni students in his path to appease his appetites.

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Old 01-09-2012, 09:16 AM
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Yeah, dads boobs will be the talk of kid town until they discover your dangling leathery hairy ball sack. Kids don't know what the word hereditary means, but if they give you the shits while the next test game is on just point out that they too will have man boobs when they are older, and a bald patch on top as well.
Happy new year mate, may you avoid the sodomite with nimble fatman speed while throwing young uni students in his path to appease his appetites.
Thanks mate but they seen the sack as i swing it singin that " Im sexy and i know it "shit. I laugh at the 3 boys as they aint got enough to swing( what a role model i am ). But please, the fuckin uni students make my balls ache and dont the missus arse pay for it. Cheers

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I don't "speak Australian" but here's some nice photos for your lead story mate!




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I'm suprised the kiwis haven't striped it for parts and christmas presents yet!!

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