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Re: ‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban

"Five-page handwritten lawsuit" is surely the same as a "Five-finger hand assisted log flogging" in this guys case.

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Re: ‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban

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he looks like he suffers from chronic masturbation problems
...more like constipation problems.

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Old 07-12-2011, 07:07 PM
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Re: ‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban

He kinda reminds me of that guy off of Broke Back Mountain.

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Re: ‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban

If you are in jail, you have no rights, you are a criminal. Jail should not be a "resort". Why are there "creature comforts" in the first place. Jail is supposed to be a place you do not want to go back to. American criminal institutions are straight up BS!

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He looks like a child molester.

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Re: ‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban

u know that picture is his staring at the pc screen wankin' face stolen from a webcam !

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Re: ‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban

I would give him a two month prescription for Viagra, a 12 pack of paper towels, and porn and let him jerk himself off until he dies.

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