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Old 04-22-2014, 07:26 PM
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Re: Cat Attacks Family, Sends 3 To Hospital

..the dude seriously carries around a guitar case full of cat toys.

http://www.azfamily.com/community/bl...139847343.html

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Re: Cat Attacks Family, Sends 3 To Hospital

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..the dude seriously carries around a guitar case full of cat toys.

http://www.azfamily.com/comm unity/b...139847343.html

He also cries every other episode
Very sensitive guy, but I still love 'My Cat From Hell'
Believe it or not his given name is even weirder than his stage name: Demeteros Galankas

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Re: Cat Attacks Family, Sends 3 To Hospital

Stephen King's 'The Cat from Hell'... until a cat does that, there is no reason to be scared of these little furry fucks.

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Re: Cat Attacks Family, Sends 3 To Hospital

"Cat Scratch Fever" isn't just a song about pussy. It's a real thing that you get from cat scratches/wounds and can make you really sick.

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Stephen King's 'The Cat from Hell'... until a cat does that, there is no reason to be scared of these little furry fucks.
All DR members with cats should sic them on susanmarie79.

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Re: Cat Attacks Family, Sends 3 To Hospital

I've had scratches and bites from cats. I've had cats all my life and have nine living in the house I'm renting rooms from (seven are mine, one is the house owners', and one I'm babysitting for a friend). I have never had a truly serious bite or scratch from any cat. I've had painful scratches - you know, the ones that itch and sting like crazy. I've also had cats bite me pretty darn hard. The trick is knowing how to handle a cat that is throwing scratches and bites. Grab it by the neck scruff and press it against the floor or wall so that it can't lash out. Then, wiggle your way to the nearest towel or blanket and wrap that mother in it as tight as possible until it calms the fuck down.

I honestly feel, after having as many as 30 cats in my lifetime, that I can say with confidence that any of these people who are attacked by cats and bitching about it should not own a cat. Nor should they own a farm because if you can't figure out how to control a cat, then you shouldn't be around animals that could do serious and immediate damage to you. And, they're probably too sissy to be able to kill a chicken too. Suck it up and take a few more scratches and bites in order to get the animal under control.

Should I panic and call the news station because my Red Rump parakeet attacked me while I was holding it in a towel so I could clip his nails and check for sores? I mean, he bit me and it left blood. Wait... this is serious! Let me get on the phone with Channel 2! BRB!!!!

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I don' t think the cat liked the tie.

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it scares me that people that cant control a house cat have kids.
Oh... don't underestimate a fit, healthy, pissed-off cat. They are flexible, determined, and downright vicious when they flip. We have welder's gloves for handling cats where I work. Welder's gloves covered in blood stains because those teeth and claws go straight through them like butter...

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