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Old 07-20-2011, 04:40 PM
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Carcass on the Beach

A walker got a monster surprise when she encountered a gruesome sea creature curled up on the sand.
Margaret Flippence, 55, stumbled upon the scary beast while strolling along the beach with her husband Nick, 59.
Experts were still trying last night to work out what the mystery 30ft washed-up remains are.

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Nick said: "We were stunned.
"I thought, 'My God what is it?' It's like nothing we have ever seen - it almost looks prehistoric."
The couple, who were walking their dogs at Bridge of Don, Aberdeen, called coastguards to investigate.

Possible answer ... giant killer whale:
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London Zoo marine life expert Rob Deville said: "It could be a killer whale, given the size of the animal. A pilot whale is another possibility."
Whale expert Mark Simmonds said: "It died long ago and tides caused the body to wash ashore."
Dad-of-three Nick said: "It is a frightening-looking thing, whatever it is."

Theory ... huge pilot whale:
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Re: Carcass on the Beach

Newsflash!! Nick has just publicly admitted that it is in fact Margaret's dildo. More details to.....cum.

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Re: Carcass on the Beach

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Whale expert Mark Simmonds said: "It died long ago and tides caused the body to wash ashore."
duh.no shit sherlock.
Even experts in court make me laught out loud, esp. when later it turned out to be completely different.

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Re: Carcass on the Beach

A whale? Thats no fuckin whale. I'm no marine biologist but also not a fuckin retard.
Looks more like a giant eel, or one of those unidentified things those alaska fishermen recently got on tape.

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Re: Carcass on the Beach

Looks like it stinks too.....

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Old 07-21-2011, 12:45 PM
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Whale I'll be blowed......

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Oh, a whale... exciting

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a whate??? maybe a sperm whale.

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Re: Carcass on the Beach

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A whale? Thats no fuckin whale. I'm no marine biologist but also not a fuckin retard.
Looks more like a giant eel, or one of those unidentified things those alaska fishermen recently got on tape.
In the first picture you can see the caudal fin. So, it can't be a giant eel or any type of fish.

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