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Old 01-09-2015, 02:38 PM
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Now, we all know that when a celebrity or famous person does a photoshoot, there's bound to be some aggressive photoshopping done once the cameras have been packed away. Kim Kardashian's Break The Internet shoot is a perfect example.

Well, you may or may not know that Justin Bieber's latest photoshoot for Calvin Klein was released this week, and there are some serious discrepancies with the pictures. Here are a few of the finished ones:



As you can see, Calvin Klein have decided to give Biebs:

1) Bigger neck muscles

2) Bigger hands (weird)

3) Bigger chest muscles

4) Bigger biceps

5) Bigger buttocks

6) A bigger bulge (awkward)

Oh, they also gave him pubic hair too...



This isn't the first time Bieber's deceived his fans in recent weeks, either. He claimed he'd got a private jet for Christmas, but it actually turned out he didn't even own it!

We're all for a bit of a touch up when it comes to professional photoshoots, but when you've got to lie about the size of your manhood there are some serious issues.

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Old 01-09-2015, 04:40 PM
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Re: Calvin Klein Gave Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement

It's only a matter of time until he starts with the silicon and saline injections.

I mean, it isn't as though we haven't seen that before.

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Old 01-09-2015, 05:19 PM
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Re: Calvin Klein Gave Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement

What if someone just shopped the photos down, either way who cares... oswald roids and personal trainer if he really gave a shit, silicone and saline and synthol look terrible and unnatural.

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Re: Calvin Klein Gave Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement

It must suck knowing that they had to "enhance" your package because it wasn't big enough.

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It must suck knowing that they had to "enhance" your package because it wasn't big enough.
I think Beiber's been around long enough to know they would fuck with the picture. He probably takes it as seriously as any of us would. Laugh it off, that is.

Bieber is a douche, but from what I've seen of him, he's about as bad as I was as a teen (yeah he's older by a bit but not much).

I may be more compassionate towards him than most because I don't follow him and more importantly, he made me laugh on "Between Two Ferns"

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca8...-justin-bieber

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Same stupid look on his face

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I think Beiber's been around long enough to know they would fuck with the picture. He probably takes it as seriously as any of us would. Laugh it off, that is.

Bieber is a douche, but from what I've seen of him, he's about as bad as I was as a teen (yeah he's older by a bit but not much).

I may be more compassionate towards him than most because I don't follow him and more importantly, he made me laugh on "Between Two Ferns"

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca8...-justin-bieber
I don't follow him either, but for a guy having your cock enhanced because it's too small - really has to burn.

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Re: Calvin Klein Gave Justin Bieber a Penis Enlargement

Why does he always have this weird pained expression?

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Why does he always have this weird pained expression?
It hurts to be that cool. I often have the same expression. You learn to live with it.

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