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Old 05-02-2013, 04:26 PM
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Burglary Suspect Masterbates, Play with Toy Helicopter and Eats Salad

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St. Augustine, FL – A 23-year-old man is facing charges after police say he entered a couple’s home, masturbated, played with their toy helicopter and then ate a salad he had brought along with him.

Jason Vickery apparently passed by the home sometime last Wednesday evening and noticed one of the doors was unlocked. Instead of entering the home immediately, Vickery reportedly went to his own home and grabbed a bag containing a wig, a pouch of chewing tobacco, a green towel and a salad.

Vickery then returned to the unoccupied home, police say, and entered through the unlocked door.

Vickery reportedly told police that upon entering the home, he headed to an upstairs bathroom to masturbate. Cause, you know, priorities and stuff.

Once his worm was burped, Vickery wandered into the kitchen. On the kitchen counter he found a remote control helicopter, minus the batteries.

“After searching for and finding batteries for the toy, he played with it, flying it for a short time, thus depriving the owner of the item,” police said.

Vickery told police he heard voices coming from outside as he sat in the couple’s home and ate his salad. He got nervous, he said, and attempted to leave. He was met at the back door by the cops.

He was booked on charges of burglary and larceny and ordered held on $27,500 bond. Police confiscated a bag of weed and drug paraphernalia, the wig, the towel and the tobacco.


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Re: Burglary Suspect Masterbates, Play with Toy Helicopter and Eats Salad

I love the fact that he left to get his salad and then enjoy happy time home alone. atleast he's eating healthy. A FUCKING SALAD!!

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"Once his worm was burped"

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“After searching for and finding batteries for the toy, he played with it, flying it for a short time, thus depriving the owner of the item,” police said.

Did he break it?

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He had a fun night of activities planned for the family, good thing the cops showed up.

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fucking weirdo

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