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Old 01-21-2012, 06:50 PM
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I call bullshit.

IF this is true, there had to be a lot more going on in that childs life than just mummies being real...

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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

Mummies are pretty damn scary.

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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

I'm just gonna call bullshit now.

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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

FAKE, googled it!

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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real


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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

pretty badass killing yourself with a plastic bag

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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

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This is from May 24, 2009, but, I found it fitting for this site:

Lodi, NJ – A 9 year old 5th grader attending Hillstop School in Lodi NJ has committed suicide after a lesson on Egypt and mummies. When the boy’s history teacher began showing the class photos of real mummies from a mummy exhibit he had been to at the De Young Museum in San Fransisco, the boy’s face turned white and he began crying and shaking uncontrollably.

He just kept repeating “Mummies, Mummies, Mummies, No. Mummies Mummies Mummies No! Over and over again.” a fellow classmate told us also stating, “He was a dumbass, he believed anything.”

Teachers sent him home early after the incident, as he would not calm down. After dinner, the boy went into his room, put a plastic bag over his head, and suffocated himself. He left a suicide note which said only “Mummies are real. The world is just too scary to live in.”

Funeral services are to be held Monday morning at Galts Funeral Home. Parents are asked to tell their children that mummies are not real until school officials can figure out a way to explain the tragedy.
Sounds like a stupid urban legend to me. Stories kids tell at recess. If it's real then it's good the kid took himself out of the gene pool. He was much too stupid to be bothered with living. Living is not for wussies.

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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

He was a dumbass that believed everything though...

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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

Too bad it's fake. I would have had the boy wrapped up like a mummy to live in eternal terror for alllllll eternity. Mwahahahaha

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Old 01-23-2012, 12:55 AM
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Re: 9 Year Old Boy Commits Suicide After Learning Mummies Are Real

There could have been some underlying mental illness, or some other problem that contributed to his belief as well. As crazy as this sounds, there are people with mental disorders that go years without having anyone notice.

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