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Old 03-05-2011, 12:10 AM
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Azcentral Blair River was a big guy with a big heart.

River, who stood 6-foot-8 and weighed about 575 pounds, gained a measure of fame in the past year as spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill, a west Chandler restaurant that specializes in thick hamburgers and fries. He died on Tuesday at the age of 29.
The cause of death is currently unknown, but friends are speculating that it was the result of his contracting pneumonia after a bout with the flu.

Heart Attack Grill is an unabashedly unhealthy restaurant - the menu consists of huge burgers, milkshakes and fries cooked in lard - and having such a big man as a spokesman was part of its tongue in cheek "glorification of obesity." But those who knew River said he was more than the larger-than-life caricature he portrayed in promoting the restaurant.

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Old 03-05-2011, 03:46 AM
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A big fat bastard advertising a fucking heart attack on a plate, yes like you stated commondenom *facepalm*.

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Old 03-05-2011, 04:03 AM
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Humans just wern't meant to be that big, yet. I'm sure as time passes, we'll evolve and become bigger as we have in the past 300 yrs but 600 Ibs is just too much even at 6'8". I wonder how his death affected business.

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Old 03-05-2011, 04:45 AM
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Humans just wern't meant to be that big, yet. I'm sure as time passes, we'll evolve and become bigger as we have in the past 300 yrs but 600 Ibs is just too much even at 6'8". I wonder how his death affected business.
Probably didn't affect it at all, bloaters are still going to eat themselves to death, how hard is it just to eat less and move around more?.

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Old 03-05-2011, 12:17 PM
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that restaurant looks AWSOME!!

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that restaurant looks AWSOME!!
I agree. Let's all go! I'm buying!

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I would eat there, it sounds delicious. I eat a lot, but the difference is I am extremely active and exercise nearly every day. Gluttons like him deserve what they get.

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Illustrates everything wrong with society today, makes me F*CKING mad..

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