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Old 11-15-2013, 10:58 PM
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Man Calls 911 For Woman Snoring in Bed

My apologies. I cannot get video to play here.

http://www.wisn.com/news/south-east-...r/-/index.html

WAUKESHA, Wisconsin —A Waukesha man calls 911 asking police to remove a snoring woman from his bed.

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Caller: "I was wondering if you could send an officer over to my place to have somebody physically removed?"
Dispatcher: "Who do you want removed?"
Caller: "Um, just a girl. She's sleeping in my bed."
Dispatcher: "She's in your bed right now?"
Caller: "She's just snoring away like a train."
Dispatcher: "Is that her snoring that I'm hearing?"
Caller: "Yeah, she's snoring like a train."

Police said the man was drunk and brought the woman home.

When he couldn't wake her up to stop snoring, he called police. They responded.

Officers got her to wake up, gave her a clean bill of health and told the man this was not a police matter.

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Old 11-17-2013, 01:58 PM
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Re: Man Calls 911 For Woman Snoring in Bed

lol i heard this one in the a.m. had me gigglin

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Re: Man Calls 911 For Woman Snoring in Bed

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My apologies. I cannot get video to play here.

http://www.wisn.com/news/south-east-...r/-/index.html

WAUKESHA, Wisconsin —A Waukesha man calls 911 asking police to remove a snoring woman from his bed.

Transcript

Caller: "I was wondering if you could send an officer over to my place to have somebody physically removed?"
Dispatcher: "Who do you want removed?"
Caller: "Um, just a girl. She's sleeping in my bed."
Dispatcher: "She's in your bed right now?"
Caller: "She's just snoring away like a train."
Dispatcher: "Is that her snoring that I'm hearing?"
Caller: "Yeah, she's snoring like a train."

Police said the man was drunk and brought the woman home.

When he couldn't wake her up to stop snoring, he called police. They responded.

Officers got her to wake up, gave her a clean bill of health and told the man this was not a police matter.
Thanks, kellyhound

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Re: Man Calls 911 For Woman Snoring in Bed

Gave me a big belly laugh

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Old 11-19-2013, 01:33 PM
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Re: Man Calls 911 For Woman Snoring in Bed

I've experienced this before.

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