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999 Call Because Squirrel Has No Hazel Nut Trees

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In this call a woman has dialled 999 to report that a grey squirrel has no hazelnut trees. A transcript of the call has been provided below.

Police: "Police emergency"

Caller: "Hi. I'm next to the M32, city centre... there's an M32 city centre sign. Can you inform Animal Rescue that there's a grey squirrel with no hazelnut trees please."

Police: "There's a grey squirrel with no hazelnut trees?"

Caller: "Yeah. Animal rescue – can you inform the...?"

Police: "And you're phoning on 999 for that are you?"

Caller: "Actually yeah, 'cause his life is in danger. It's rare... it's a grey squirrel. It's a rare... it's a rare species."

Police: "Grey squirrels are not rare, it's the red squirrels that are rare."

Caller: "Well actually I'm not trying to be funny but its half and half... grey squirrels are definitely the rare ones.... It might be a cross breed, oh my god, its even rarer."

Police: "Ok, thanks for your call."
Source : http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk...ons/999_calls/

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Re: Woman Calls 911 Because Squirrel Has No Hazel Nut Trees

i love how he says "There's a grey squirrel with no hazelnut trees?"


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these fuckers should be shot and filmed.

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Re: 999 Call Because Squirrel Has No Hazel Nut Trees

Best part is, the operator is right; it is the red squirrel that's becoming rare in the UK due to the introduction of the grey squirrel.

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DAMN! come to germany... we ONLY have red squirrels here

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Re: 999 Call Because Squirrel Has No Hazel Nut Trees

This sounds just like a Monty Python skit.

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The original doesn't work for me? broken link??
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The original doesn't work for me? broken link??
this one's fixed now almost all files that were uploaded to DR between may-august 2010 were lost due to a server crash, there are still ones that havent been fixed.

but if anyone wants to help. then please do bring them to our attention with the report button. it'd be a great help to the site

there might be a fair few broken ones in this section as this section of DR was created in may or june of 2010

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this one's fixed now almost all files that were uploaded to DR between may-august 2010 were lost due to a server crash, there are still ones that havent been fixed.

but if anyone wants to help. then please do bring them to our attention with the report button. it'd be a great help to the site

there might be a fair few broken ones in this section as this section of DR was created in may or june of 2010
Alright I will; go through them now

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