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Old 08-03-2011, 08:46 AM
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Re: old lady can't open beer

Arrest that bitch... give her the chair.

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Old 08-08-2011, 05:44 AM
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Old 08-08-2011, 08:23 AM
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Old 08-19-2011, 04:19 AM
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did they actullay send some one out to open here beer!! lol

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Old 08-23-2011, 01:20 AM
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Re: old lady can't open beer

Many, if not most emergency departments have a policy of sending someone out for every 911 call in case there really is an emergency. Its called CYA. If it was a case of someone abusing the 911 system then they might actually get arrested for that. I doubt the cops arrested this old lady, but they may have lectured her about when its ok and not ok to call 911. Whether or not they wound up opening her beer is anyone's guess.

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Old 09-10-2011, 06:22 AM
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lol, that is an emergency!

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This has to be in some small ass backwards county.

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i hate old people

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Old 10-09-2011, 02:26 PM
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LMAO, this is great

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