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Now...Gooey...amyyyy....Neph....what about the snake show/????

I could sell tickets....
I will sell ponchos and shields. Hey you never know what is going to happen when one sticks a snake up their ass. Shit happens.
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What's going on with that keboard? ;)
well after the phones tour of the dirt and gravel in the back garden then my pretty girls mouth somehow it auto corrects.
and misses shit

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my eaton pooh bear is now a ball bearing?
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you get on yer knees and apologize for all the whores that led to the birth to a disgusting big nosed hooker cunt who would menace a mother like you have... then i might shut up.
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i don't know why you have angelina jolie? as your avatar you're way better looking than she is.

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I will sell ponchos and shields. Hey you never know what is going to happen when one sticks a snake up their ass. Shit happens.
Probably should sell unbrellas as well!
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Probably should sell unbrellas as well!
gallagher of ass tricks?
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I will sell ponchos and shields. Hey you never know what is going to happen when one sticks a snake up their ass. Shit happens.
This reminds me of an excerpt from the James Patterson novel "Kiss the Girls". The movie didn't show this part...

The 'collector' walks into one of his girls' cell with a garden snake in his hand. She is tied up with her legs high in the air and her shoulders down on the floor. He holds the snake near her anus, which is leaking milk from a recent enema. As the snake slithers into her rectum, he takes polaroid pics of the expressions on her face.
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This reminds me of an excerpt from the James Patterson novel "Kiss the Girls". The movie didn't show this part...

The 'collector' walks into one of his girls' cell with a garden snake in his hand. She is tied up with her legs high in the air and her shoulders down on the floor. He holds the snake near her anus, which is leaking milk from a recent enema. As the snake slithers into her rectum, he takes polaroid pics of the expressions on her face.
That was strangely arousing.
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That was exactly what I did last Sunday.
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That was strangely arousing.
gooey does that.
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Oh snap. THAT is why it sounded so familiar!
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