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What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

Ok so, assuming heaven and hell even exist, why is it naturaly assumed that it's a place of punishment? Why is it believed that sinners, rapists, murderers, etc., will be eternaly damned to burn in hell fire and brimstone? If anything it should be a 24/7 party town.

"What? You sold heroin to children? You raped your grandmother? You took the lords name in vain? For fuck's sake, c'mon in! Have a drink. There's coke over there, alcohol through there and all the pussy and ass you could ever want right in here. Huh? You're into sick shit? You are? Well hell's bells follow me my friend and let the good times roll!!!" I mean the worse the sinner you were the closer you'd be to becoming satan's homie, shouldn't you?

While they say when you reach heaven the first thing you see is your family. How fucking depressing. "Hi grammy, hi grandpaw, hi uncle who used to touch me. How did you get in here?" ffs!

"Come in my son. Welcome to heaven, you'll love it here. It is truly beautiful and peaceful. Do we what? No my dear boy. We don't do anything around here but lay on clouds and listen to the angels sing. Hahaha no, no, we never party with god, or have dinner, or have a picnic, or even meet and greet him. He's got more important things to do than meet us. Jesus? What about him? Are you kidding? He spends his time with the real saints. He too has no time for us. WHo? Oh, allof those famous people are in hell my son! Don't worry yourself tho. We get to relax and lay around all day, every day, we get three squares a day, and all the fresh air we could possibly want. It's awesome!"

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Old 05-23-2010, 08:40 PM
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Re: What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

Hell=Nirvana
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Re: What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

This is to deep for me =)
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Re: What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

Sorry Chris. But when I get to pondering the meaning of shit, I just can't help but get distracted by other shit like this. It's called ADD.
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Re: What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

I don't think there is any space in Hell due to most religions saying if you don't believe in their god you go to Hell, but that means EVERYONE does
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Re: What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

Rekr, you need to read the Word- it's pretty descriptive as to the conditions in heaven and those in hell, and not at all like your depiction. PLEASE don't drag me into a discussion about this, I am WAY too exhausted for that right now- but I will pray for you and you as well, meeps and GS.
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Valhalla!
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Re: What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

A young couple were killed in a car wreck the night before they were to be married.
When they got to heaven they asked god if they could still get married. He said ok.
Two weeks later he called them in and had a preacher marry them.
Shortly thereafter they decided they were not compatable and asked god if they could get a divorce.
He said ok, but give me some time. It took me two weeks to find one preacher here in heaven, do you have any idea how long it will take me to find two lawyers?
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Re: What the Fucking Hell!!!!!!!

when i die, fuck it i wanna go to hell.
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