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Old 07-14-2009, 09:39 PM
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

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you want it on the side to snap the neck if ur using a noose.
To properly hang oneself, relatively painlessly, one must:

1. Have a nice, pliable rope, well oiled so that the noose slides easily. The material should be of a natural source (hemp is preferable). But, rope is rope.

2. Be standing at the correct height off the ground so that when the trap is opened the noose snaps the neck without strangling.

2. Have the correct length of rope for height/weight.
a. Too short and one's head pops off.
b. Too long and either you wind up standing with a loose rope or you strangle to death.

3. The coils should be place beneath the left ear, so that when one drops it immediately breaks the 2nd cervical vertebra, causing instant death.

If you are really interested in offing yourself, there are easier ways.
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

fucking up any c-spine between 3-5 will also yield the desired result.
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

I read that 'professionally' the technique is to put the knot behind the left ear. Long drop too. My friend was telling me about how you should use piano wire and glue your hands to your head so it looks like you ripped off your own head when someone finds you.
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

That would be funny. If you're fat enough your head will pop off anyways as evidenced by the hanging of some of Saddam Hussein's cabinet.
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

This is a fantastic way to hang/decapitate yourself...
A taxi driver decapitated himself after tying a rope around his neck and a post before driving off at high speed.

The incident took place just metres from a 24-hour cafe.

The man, believed to be in his thirties, is said to have then driven off at full speed in the early hours of this morning, aiming straight at a pillar.

His head was found yards from his taxi in Great Suffolk Street in Southwark, London.

Here is the article.
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This is a fantastic way to hang/decapitate yourself...
A taxi driver decapitated himself after tying a rope around his neck and a post before driving off at high speed.

The incident took place just metres from a 24-hour cafe.

The man, believed to be in his thirties, is said to have then driven off at full speed in the early hours of this morning, aiming straight at a pillar.

His head was found yards from his taxi in Great Suffolk Street in Southwark, London.

Here is the article.
That is HYSTERICAL!
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

id go for 3
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

You obviously do not not know anything about mental illness, living is complete torture on a personal level for me, so many people to fucking please in my little circle of so called mates, so a kind little fuck you to you matey.......

PS, I am referring to the person that posted the comment what's so bad about living?

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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

If you want your neck broken, put the knot at the back. Otherwise, figure #2 is best. And always use slip knots, that way, if you move around, the knot will get tighter and kill you faster. Serial killers often swore by slip-knots when killing victims via ligature strangulation, and as far as I know, the lynch mobs of the Ku Klux Klan were fond of slip knots too.
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Re: What is the Best Way to Hang Yourself?

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That would be funny. If you're fat enough your head will pop off anyways as evidenced by the hanging of some of Saddam Hussein's cabinet.
Could that happen to me if I were to be lynched or if I were to hang myself? I weigh 226 pounds, have a 42-inch waist, and am 5'7".
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