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Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the
time, and some of the people all of the time,
but you can't fool Mom.

Chism's Law of Completion:
The amount of time required to complete a
government projectis precisely equal to
the length of time already spent on it.

Chisolm's First Corollary to Murphy's
Second Law: When things just can't
possibly get any worse, they will.

Churchill's Commentary on Man:
Man will occasionally stumble over
the truth, but most of the time he will
pick himself up and continue on.

Colvard's Logical Premises:
All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing
will happen or it won't.

Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary:
This is especially true when dealing
with someone you're attracted to.

Conway's Law:
In any organization, there will always be
one person who knows what's going on;
This person must be fired.
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