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Sex Catch Phrases

Just heard the funniest sex catch phrase
"if you want to check your oil I'll let you use my dipstick.."
Lol I thought it was funny.. Are there any more anyone can think of? if so post it.
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Old 12-13-2011, 01:43 AM
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umm sexy
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bumping uglies

yeah im having a brain cramp here
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If you want to engage in sexual intercourse i will let you use my male genitalia. Best one yet.
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Bite the pillow, this is going in dry.
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You like that one, don't ya bitch.
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Uh oh.......
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Taking the skin boat to tuna town.
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Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.
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