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I Just Ate

Now I'm sitting outside enjoying the beautiful weather. Pretty soon I'm going to give myself a pedicure, then get all gussied up and go out and get shithoused.

Since the thing to do now is to make a thread for every mundane thought instead of using one of the 87 threads designed for just this purpose, I thought I should do my part.
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I just gave myself a goatsee in the bathroom mirror...I found a chunk of hot dog I ate on my 8th birthday.
You are soooooo sexy.
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Old 08-11-2012, 03:03 PM
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Well my finger grip of death marked up my rectal rim....now I shit like lasagna noodles.
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Old 08-11-2012, 03:05 PM
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I just farted and i unashamedly smelt it...it smelt good.
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Old 08-11-2012, 03:06 PM
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I just farted and i unashamedly smelt it...it smelt good.
You are my kind of lady, always keepin' it classy!
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Old 08-11-2012, 03:09 PM
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Re: I Just Ate

I just laughed so hard at all of the comments in this thread, I started wheezing. This thread is destined for gold.
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I just farted and i unashamedly smelt it...it smelt good.
Kelly please! your a lady, and lady's do not do that sort of thing...
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Old 08-11-2012, 03:11 PM
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I just laughed so hard at all of the comments in this thread, I started wheezing. This thread is destined for gold.
Next time that happens, please Vocaroo and drop in this thread. I love nothing more than a good wheeze-laugh.
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Kelly please! your a lady, and lady's do not do that sort of thing...
I was waiting for you to say something like that.....
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