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02-13-2007, 08:54 AM
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 Dept. of Homeland Security terrorist warning signs !! If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
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02-13-2007, 08:55 AM
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 If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
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02-13-2007, 08:56 AM
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| If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
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02-13-2007, 08:56 AM
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| If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.
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02-13-2007, 08:57 AM
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| Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!
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02-13-2007, 08:57 AM
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| To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink.
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02-13-2007, 08:59 AM
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| Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.
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02-13-2007, 09:04 AM
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| People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.
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02-13-2007, 09:05 AM
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| Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.
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02-13-2007, 09:05 AM
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| If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
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