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10-01-2009, 11:45 PM
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Maybe they had him stuffed and just kept him there permanently. He could be like a corner table and they could put a lamp on him or something.
I feel bad for the mother though that she lost her son to violence. Don't feel bad for the gangbanger though.
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The only problem is that our plans involve your pants not being on...we won't steal them though, just set them aside...
Sounds good......just make sure you put them back on me before you post my pics on here!
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Sounds good......just make sure you put them back on me before you post my pics on here!
what, don't want anyone looking at your growler?
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it is a repost, but the story wasn't attached before. so let's pretend this one is the original as it is by far better :)
i could cope with underwear and no pants.. as long as they're purty underpants. but losing both? hmm
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what, don't want anyone looking at your growler?
growler?? LOL!! I don't want to be one of the hairy beavers floating around on this site if I didn't get a chance to shave before I croaked......

(OMG, did I just say hairy beaver?)
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growler?? LOL!! I don't want to be one of the hairy beavers floating around on this site if I didn't get a chance to shave before I croaked......

(OMG, did I just say hairy beaver?)
Oh, don't worry bout having a hairy beaver, we'd have to shave you nice and smooth for when we dress you up as a catholic schoolgirl you know
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Oh, don't worry bout having a hairy beaver, we'd have to shave you nice and smooth for when we dress you up as a catholic schoolgirl you know
Well, looks like you have an answer for any issue that could come up then, lol
"Alright everybody---leave the shaving to Shadow when I croak"
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wow...creepy as hell, but hey..the show must go on :r ockon
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This is awesome!! Stuffed like taxidermy.
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lmsao WTF lmsao WTF :O ( ) )


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